I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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tavella - Jan 14, 2005 1:24:30 pm PST #4954 of 10000
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.

Wait, why am I trying to convince people that Jack should be the first pick? The ideal strategy is to have people not think that, and suggest an S curve picking system and let them have the first pick! Then they take Locke and I've got Jack and Sun as my 2nd and 3rd picks. That way no matter who they pick as 4th and 5th, there are bound to still be at least two people left in my Pool of Potentially Useful people (Michael, Jin, Sayid, Hurley, Kate). If I'm really lucky they go by drool and pick Sawyer as 4th or 5th...

(bats eyes innocently) Gosh, you are so right, Locke's the one to pick! Too bad I'm going second! You're so lucky!

ETA: adding a not so that it makes, y'know, sense.


DXMachina - Jan 14, 2005 1:58:37 pm PST #4955 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

what emergency kit in the world is equipped with antibiotics

Jack had Hurley look through the bags for bottles of medicine, especially drugs that ended in "mycin," in one of the early eps.


le nubian - Jan 14, 2005 1:58:47 pm PST #4956 of 10000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

upthread:

ita's right. I have no brothers. So my BF may be heavy, but he ain't my brother.


§ ita § - Jan 14, 2005 2:25:39 pm PST #4957 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

PVP Online doesn't namecheck Lost.


Emily - Jan 14, 2005 2:56:00 pm PST #4958 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Also, what is Kate trying to do, exactly? Grow a passionfruit tree? In a garden plot? Uh huh. Whichever.


Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 2:57:10 pm PST #4959 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I think the seeds are a metaphor for their love or something.


Emily - Jan 14, 2005 2:57:42 pm PST #4960 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Gross green-black blobby thingies?


DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 2:59:26 pm PST #4961 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Gross green-black blobby thingies?

Sounds like love to me.


Polter-Cow - Jan 14, 2005 2:59:27 pm PST #4962 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's not a healthy love.


DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 3:00:20 pm PST #4963 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's not a healthy love.

Have you even been in love yet?

Stalking the cute girl from your chem class doesn't count.