In LA you can hire a homeless person to hold your place in line at an hourly rate.

For some reason I am trying to decide whether a Crazy Homeless Person would cost more per hour or less.

This is what happens when one's 'friends' forget to collect you on their way out and don't even realise that you're not there for over an hour.

I am also trying to decide whether I should rewatch some Lost, or try some Battlestar Galactica.

Try Battlestar. I like what I've seen.

Try Battlestar. I like what I've seen.

Might well do.

Its actually airing over here (which is like, totally bizarro) and I've got a pile of them taped just waiting for some spare time....

Yeah, we don't get it legally until January. Some of the final few episodes have made one character in specific a lot less interesting, but still decent stuff.

Yeah, we don't get it legally until January.

Indeed. We don't get Lost until.... actually I have no idea when we get Lost!

Holy shit, Partyman! I'm sorry about the job. That sucks beyong suckage.

Holy shit, Partyman! I'm sorry about the job. That sucks beyong suckage.

It does. Rather extremely so.

But now I am drunk. It is 5:45am. And I have just killed my friends brain with revelations of my former Fandom exploits.

Apparently I am "too cool to be a geek".

Eh, you're too cool not to be.

Eh, you're too cool not to be.

That's what I told her!

Hmm. Today is the first day of the rest of my life then....

Just burnt eggs. Not the best omen.

Just burnt eggs. Not the best omen.

Only if they are all in one basket.

Then again, cooking eggs in the basket isn't such a good idea.

Unless it's a metal basket like the woman finds in her clothes dryer in that Energizer commercial, and you are boiling them in water, then it might be practical. But remember to use a pot holder, because heat transmits up into the metal handle and it could burn.