For the record: I don't even own a foldy beach chair. Okay, I do, but not the flat, slab-like kind I was thinking of when I thought up the Foldy Beach Chair of Torture. It is more like the Foldy Camping Chair of Camping, which is a totally different vibe.

The weird part is how the car battery still has a charge after 16 years. Maybe Crazy Rousseau is sane enough to build a windmill, or something, and has just behind the next ridge an inventor's paradise of widgets and doohickery.

Theo, I remember the place where Sayid was knocked out as being more treeful.

(What? It's a perfectly cromulent word.)

Maybe they just embiggened the treeless area.

I remember reading something a few years ago about using the ocean's currents to create low levels of electricity. So, could the cable running from the ocean to Danielle's lair be generating electricty?

On the other hand, how many people has she had to torture over the last sixteen years? Have the car batteries been used all that much?

I think the real question is, am I the only one who sees a hottie tied to a chainlink headboard and immediately thinks about Alyson Hannigan?

I think the real question is, am I the only one who sees a hottie tied to a chainlink headboard and immediately thinks about Alyson Hannigan?

Not anymore.

So, could the cable running from the ocean to Danielle's lair be generating electricity?

Only if it's plugged into a nuclear submarine.

I think the real question is, am I the only one who sees a hottie tied to a chainlink headboard and immediately thinks about Alyson Hannigan?

Mmmm.... Alyson Hannigan....

Only if it's plugged into a nuclear submarine.

I wouldn't immediately dismiss the possibility.

Russians coulda sold one to the polar bear.

am I the only one who sees a hottie tied to a chainlink headboard and immediately thinks about Alyson Hannigan?

Bored now.