I'm glad cleolinda liked it as much as I did.

Then he snatches the letter back and expels the diplomatic embassy of Katebabwe from Sawyerland.

Ha ha ha ha.

(I was honestly expecting him to have found some airline peanuts and painstakingly creamed them himself or something at this point.)

Because we share a brain, see.

I think Sawyer wants to be hated and beaten and tortured because that's what he thinks actualSawyer deserves, and since he is now Sawyer, it's what he deserves too.

Ooh. Interesting.

I'm guessing that Sawyer went to Australia to get away from people who would otherwise kill or arrest him, and that he was returning because he'd gotten some sort of lead on the original Sawyer. That would also explain why he had the letter so ready to hand.

Ooh. Go Anne. Yeah, I was wondering why he was currently looking at the letter so much. I mean, I know it's a lifequest thing, but I doubt he looked at the fucking letter every fucking day.

I thought he might be Darla -- given that he was directing Saiyid in the torture.

I didn't think he was directing so much as going along because it was the only solution being offered. He didn't let Saiyd get too far and din't really like the screaming. So I'm thinking less Darla, more Giles.

Charlie is Oz, of course.

I think Sawyer wants to be hated and beaten and tortured because that's what he thinks actualSawyer deserves, and since he is now Sawyer, it's what he deserves too.

Yeah I'm quoting myself, ah well.

I meant to say it's not what he thinks he deserves because he's as bad as actualSawyer but because he is actualSawyer therefore the torture is happening to actualSawyer through him.

I meant to say it's not what he thinks he deserves because he's as bad as actualSawyer but because he is actualSawyer therefore the torture is happening to actualSawyer through him.

That's delightfully twisted. It's like a whole inversion of Christ dying to absolve the sins of others.

It's like a whole inversion of Christ dying to absolve the sins of others.

Wow. We should work on theories together more often.

I was thinking Jack is boring, but this episode gave him some more layers, albeit of the DARK kind.

Oy! And Kate let them get away with it! Bad Kate, no biscuit!

Also, she totally should have gone with Sayid. He's so pretty. And he kisses hands! OMGWTF!

Sawyer is still hot. Asshole, but hot. Although I do think he should have shaved for that fancy meal in the restaurant. The hair and the stubble were just wrong for what he was trying to do.

Polter-Cow does not realize that Cleolinda is mine, all mine. We may now pity Polter-Cow.

I know it's a lifequest thing, but I doubt he looked at the fucking letter every fucking day.

Sure. Drag the no-way-in-hell-that-paper-has-been-around-since-'76 thing into the mix.

I will still make out with Ms. Lilly.

Dammit, Gus, stop hoarding all the womens.

Dammit, Gus, stop hoarding all the womens.

All the womens is mine. This am a natural rule.