DCJ: Your opening sentence freaked me, until I realized that no real content was altered, beyond the epithets.
Now I kind of want to make (or see) a show where there is secret hidden dialog or messages hidden in the caption track.
Although I don't suppose I could get away with that.
I don't understand people who hate Hurley. I love Hurley. I want him to be my friend.
Hurley rocks.
Is Hurley the heavy guy?
Oy!
Well, okay. He
is
heavy. Still?
Ma brotha!
Is Hurley the heavy guy?
No offense meant. That's the main way I've seen people describe him. Although I guess I could have been creative.
Either way, I love that guy.
I'd call Hurley the guy with the sideburns. They're pretty amazing. He reminds me of Elvis.
I think Jack has a thing for Kate. Has anyone else picked up on this? It's really subtle.
Subtle like rushing to check her life-threatening cheek scratch while blithely ignoring the minor boo-boo Michael got being gored by a wild boar. Where's the "hot babes first" segment of the Hippocratic Oath, Dr. Jack?
All the ladies going "ooh" over the various hobbits and Saracens in the thread makes me wish the boyz could get a good round of Kate huzzahs going, without us being branded chauvinists.
Sorry, this particular boyz is too busy high-fiving the creators for their habit of starting episodes with Matthew Fox stripping off his shirt in the teaser.
Well, okay. He is heavy.
After ~30 days, will Hurley remain heavy?
Now I kind of want to make (or see) a show where there is secret hidden dialog or messages hidden in the caption track.
Sean is subversive.
He wants to make subversive things.
We adore Sean because of this.
Subtle like rushing to check her life-threatening cheek scratch
And totally grabbing her face like she's incapable of moving her own neck.
ChaRliENcLairE4eVah!
After ~30 days, will Hurley remain heavy?
I'd say so. Larger people tend to have lower metabolisms, so he may lose less weight per day than people with a much smaller share of extra padding.
I'd like to see the actor playing Hurley start losing weight noticably, maybe 20 pounds+, in the first season/40 days.
He's strong, capable, and pitches in. The restricted diet, mostly proteins and fish and a little boar meat together with the physical activity, IRL he'd be rolling off the weight after a month.
Mainly I know this because I was (and am again) big like that and I started shedding pounds like water when I was isolated taking care of a run-down resort back during the summer when I was in college.
Poor actor would have to work hard off camera for it, tho.