I was going through Cleolinda's Recap of this week's Lost ep.
Some highlights:
Then Charlie's brother Liam--because what's a rock band without a guy named Liam?--is waiting for Charlie out in the pews with his feet propped up all blasphemously and shit
On the beach, Charlie's all like, "AHHH! JACK! CAVE! HELP!" And Mercutio takes over at this point and commandeers some guy a few feet away: "Scott?" "I'm Steve," says that guy. "I'm Scott," says the guy next to him. Mercutio's like, "WHOEVER! GET A MOVE ON!" I found this endlessly funny for some reason. It's like they're admitting that these guys are just a bunch of redshirts and no one gives a damn who they are.
While Sawyer's in the tree, Sayid tells Kate to be careful because he doesn't trust Sawyer... with Kate. There is so much subtextual bom-chicka in this scene that my bomchickameter shorted out and now I have to buy a new one. Thanks a lot, man--those things are expensive.
Snicker Bitch is babbling about Malibu parties to some girl they didn't pay to speak, just to point at the exploding rocket in the distance, and Snicker Bitch is like, "Oh shit!" She runs over and actually manages to light her rocket and not set herself on fire.
From the recap, these just made me laugh uncontrollably:
The band sings "You All Everybody," a song title that made more sense back when I thought it was "You Are Everybody." I would think that with all the band's success they could afford to buy a verb for their song title, but apparently not.
Charlie kicks the groupies out because he wants to have a serious talk with his brother. I don't know how serious he expects this talk to be, though, given that he's wearing a black sleeveless something and the gayest sparkly yellow scarf ever. Like, it's tied Boy Scout-style under his neck. For real. I appreciate the Velvet Goldmine attempts but--no.
Charlie's sitting by the fire in the cave shelter and he looks baaaaaad. I've seen canned ass three days old that looked better than Charlie. Hurley's all like, "What's wrong with him, man?" and Jack's like, "It is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine."
Charlie's sitting by the fire in the cave shelter and he looks baaaaaad. I've seen canned ass three days old that looked better than Charlie. Hurley's all like, "What's wrong with him, man?" and Jack's like, "It is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine."
I can't believe I forgot to put that one in there. That was the one that made me want to quote the others....
"It is beyond my skill to heal. He needs Elvish medicine."
Too funny. Also, reminds me that I haven't read the recap yet.
Okay, I have caught up, and instead of grave and thought-provoking insight, I have to provide this thought.
Once I realized there was a Sawyer/Sayid hoyay camp, the line, "I don't trust him...with you," takes on a whole new meaning. "I don't trust him...with you, because you and your non-matching-underclothes-wearing -self might steal him away from me and our sweet, sweet fusilage love. I know him but tenuously in these early days and do not yet know if his yay is only of the ho, or if he yays with all. And I'm thinking, all, because, look at him."
Oh! And also! Has anyone Nillied the Natter thread ep discussions?
During
Desperate Housewives,
there was a slightly different, more action-y preview for the next episode, and in that, there was, like, a full-body clench between Sawyer and Sayid. Ooooh.
I also have to say, that Sawyer/Kate almost-kiss? HOTT. Sawyer's got a bit of BBoC factor, hasn't he?
Has anyone Nillied the Natter thread ep discussions?
Polter-Cow did a while back when we were talking about the thread creation, but I can't remember where.
Polter-Cow did a while back when we were talking about the thread creation, but I can't remember where.
It's in Bitches somewhere. Hold up.
Lost
discussion in Natter following the first half the pilot begins here and goes for about a hundred posts strong (and includes many humorous speculations), and then two hundred more intermittently before the thread dies.
It continues here after the second half, and goes on for longer than you think cause it keeps getting interrupted by non-Lost natter. It's about three hundred posts. Then it picks up again here for a couple pages, and then here for some posts before it's superseded by JoA talk. But then it begins again here for a couple pages, and then there's pot talk. You can find my recap of the pilot here. Discussion is sparked and then is off and on for about a hundred posts.
Lost
talk in Bitches begins about here for a few posts and resumes here for a few posts and here, and really, we didn't talk about it so much in Bitches.
I still can't believe that Naveen Andrews is the same guy that I lusted after so long ago in The English Patient. Kudos to JJ for bringing him to our TVs.
Anyone who requires hot Naveen Andrews gaying up punk rock action needs to get hold of the DVDs of the BBC TV series
Buddha of Suburbia.
Plus the theme song is the best thing Bowie recorded after Absolute Beginners.
