Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.

'Ariel'


Lost: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR  

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Nora Deirdre - Oct 28, 2004 8:59:31 am PDT #1005 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I laugh at pretty much all of Sawyer's nicknames. Except Lardo. Because, not very creative. Plus, I overidentify.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2004 9:00:29 am PDT #1006 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Signed,
Only My Fictional Boyfriends Are Abusive

::snerk::

I laughed at "Captain Falafel," also, and then immediately felt guilty.


sumi - Oct 28, 2004 9:16:29 am PDT #1007 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

He can call Sayid names because Sayid can probably kill him with his pinky.

Also, if a Black Bear does show up, that would be pretty cool because Black Bears and Polar Bears look fairly similar (in both having Roman noses).


Beverly - Oct 28, 2004 9:23:49 am PDT #1008 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Mr. Polar Bear will outweigh Mr. Black Bear by about three times, though. And Mr. Black Bear would be a tasty Mr. Polar Bear snack.

Polar bears, like all bears, are omnivorous: seals, fish, humans, garbage, food caches, frozen carcasses, pretty much anything that will keep all that bulk warm and moving.

And sumi pins down why I wasn't pinged by the "Captain Falafel" crack. Sayid could probably kill Sawyer with his pinky--or at least a paperclip--and I think the crack, coming from Sawyer, would probably roll right off Sayid's back. Coming from someone else--Michael or Kate, say, it might sting more.

Hmm. The HoYay, it beckons...


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2004 9:26:44 am PDT #1009 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

And Mr. Black Bear would be a tasty Mr. Polar Bear snack.

Mr. Black Bear has one distinct advantage in getting away from Mr. Polar Bear: Mr. Polar Bear can't run so fast, being dead and all.


TomW - Oct 28, 2004 9:27:59 am PDT #1010 of 10000
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Mr. Polar Bear will outweigh Mr. Black Bear by about three times, though. And Mr. Black Bear would be a tasty Mr. Polar Bear snack.

Mr. Polar Bear is dead, though.

Mr. Black Bear now has a free paw to work his wiley wiles on the island.

Also, Mr. Black Bear prefers to win his battles by trickery rather than by straight out confrontation.


sumi - Oct 28, 2004 9:28:21 am PDT #1011 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

Right. Plus, Mr. Black Bear can climb trees.

Well, I know that the young ones can.


Beverly - Oct 28, 2004 9:28:43 am PDT #1012 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

True, if we're speaking of the OTOMGWTFPOLARBEAR. As opposed to my lame attempt at specifiying the male of each species of bear.


Steph L. - Oct 28, 2004 9:29:33 am PDT #1013 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

As opposed to my lame attempt at specifiying the male of each species of bear.

I was just being a goof.


arby - Oct 28, 2004 9:32:23 am PDT #1014 of 10000
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

God I love this show. I wish I had saved this episode on my TiVo so I could watch it again and again and again. This one, "Walkabout" and "Pilot II" were absolutely top-notch IMHO.