"straight-ish"
Heh.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
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***SPOILER ALERT***
Volans - Aug 02, 2007 8:37:03 am PDT #2195 of 3301
move out and draw fire
Connie Neil - Aug 02, 2007 9:03:09 am PDT #2196 of 3301
brillig
Wrod. Because Aurors need to keep an eye on such things.
I'm picturing some very film noir thing with the very chirascuro-friendly Draco being formal but relaxed in a straight-back chair as Harry in his auror robes wanders around an interrogation room asking the occasional leading question.
sumi - Aug 02, 2007 9:08:51 am PDT #2197 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!
The wizarding world Hot Box.
Harry as Pembleton.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 9:12:18 am PDT #2198 of 3301
Punishingly Intricate
Harry as Pembleton.
BWAH! I love recasting!! Hermione = Kay, natch. Ron = Beau...or, possibly, Brodie...or wait Colin = Brodie.
Volans - Aug 02, 2007 9:12:48 am PDT #2199 of 3301
move out and draw fire
In less fanning-myself-with-one-hand news: Check out the Monster Book of Monsters [link]
sumi - Aug 02, 2007 9:15:18 am PDT #2200 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!
See, I was seeing Hermione more as the Wizarding World's Ed Danvers -- she is a Wizard attorney, right?
Ron is definitely Bayless.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 9:19:20 am PDT #2201 of 3301
Punishingly Intricate
Hermione more as the Wizarding World's Ed Danvers -- she is a Wizard attorney, right?
Oh! hmmm...I went the easy route with the being a girl and the wild hair.
I don't really see Ron as Bayliss at all. Maybe Neville though.
sumi - Aug 02, 2007 9:21:04 am PDT #2202 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!
I think Neville is the expert witness on Herbology that they pull in to resolve some sort of exotic poisoning case.
Kathy A - Aug 02, 2007 9:25:52 am PDT #2203 of 3301
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
An HP fansite forum that I read occasionally (Sugar Quill) has been having fun turning all those hilarious "Chuck Norris will f--k you up!" type quotes into ones for Neville--"Draco's hairline wasn't receding, it was running away from Neville!", etc.
That Teddy Lupin fanfic I linked to yesterday just updated, and has Professor Longbottom leading the first-years in to the Sorting, a responsibility/honor given to him by his fellow teachers since he has the connection to the Sorting Hat.
lisah - Aug 02, 2007 9:25:59 am PDT #2204 of 3301
Punishingly Intricate
I think Neville is the expert witness on Herbology that they pull in to resolve some sort of exotic poisoning case.
Somebody needs to write a HP characters as Homicide characters fic, stat!