The Elder Wand practices serial monogamy.
Except when it's doing asspulls.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration
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By consensus, this thread is reopened specifically to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It will be closed again once that discussion has run its course.
***SPOILER ALERT***
tommyrot - Jul 30, 2007 7:25:05 pm PDT #2080 of 3301
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jul 30, 2007 7:29:53 pm PDT #2081 of 3301
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Except when it's doing asspulls.
You can asspull in a committed relationship!
NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 7:32:02 pm PDT #2082 of 3301
Our wings are not tired
Wouldn't that be more of a push?
Vortex - Jul 30, 2007 7:36:40 pm PDT #2083 of 3301
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Depends on whether your patronus is a hamster.
NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 7:38:03 pm PDT #2084 of 3301
Our wings are not tired
Good point.
omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 8:23:19 pm PDT #2085 of 3301
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
um... i think i started monitoring this thread at the wrong time.... :: looks for waitress :: check please?
NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 8:25:20 pm PDT #2086 of 3301
Our wings are not tired
The waitress is busy with Harry's wand.
omnis_audis - Jul 30, 2007 8:37:43 pm PDT #2087 of 3301
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
am I in Bitches? Damn, thought this was a literary discussion, not turning a kids book into porn. Don't get me wrong, my mind is in the gutter, so it's not hard to do. Just confused... which is normal for me.
billytea - Jul 30, 2007 9:36:04 pm PDT #2088 of 3301
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Depends on whether your patronus is a hamster.
At least it would explain why the Dementors were scared of 'em.
"My Patronus is Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!"
NoiseDesign - Jul 30, 2007 9:38:30 pm PDT #2089 of 3301
Our wings are not tired
As long as no one has a speculum for a patronus.