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The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration

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This thread is a focused discussion group. Please see the first post below for the current topic and upcoming book discussions. While natter will inevitably happen, we encourage you to treat this like a virtual book club and try to keep your posts in that spirit.

By consensus, this thread is reopened specifically to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It will be closed again once that discussion has run its course.

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billytea - Jul 26, 2007 5:23:30 pm PDT #1868 of 3301

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Which just doesn't inspire the necessary awe.

Unlike my echidna patronus, which is made of awesome.

Dementor 1: Wait, is that a hedgehog?
Me: Huh? No, it's--
Dementor 2: Porcupine, I think.
Me: Look, if you check the snout you'll see--
Dementor 1: Do you mean an African porcupine or a North American porcupine?
Me: No, look, it's not--
Dementor 2: What's the difference?
Me: The North American one has shorter quills, but it's not--
Dementor 1: I still reckon it's a hedgehog.
Me: Why would I have a hedgehog, you--
Dementor 3: No, wait, I think I know this one. It's an Australian, um, thing. They're all marsupials down there, right? What's the digging one?
Dementor 1: You mean a wombat? You think it's a spiky wombat?
Me: RIGHT, THAT'S IT, I'M-A KILL YOU ALL MYSELF!

Polgara - Jul 26, 2007 5:32:54 pm PDT #1869 of 3301

Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Me: Why would I have a hedgehog, you--

Hey, whaddaya have against hedgehogs? They're cute!

tommyrot - Jul 26, 2007 5:41:41 pm PDT #1870 of 3301

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dinsdale?

-t - Jul 26, 2007 5:43:54 pm PDT #1871 of 3301

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Heh. I guess that makes my patronus an exploding penguin.

Vortex - Jul 26, 2007 6:33:55 pm PDT #1872 of 3301

"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Hedwig's death (WHY didn't he let her out of her cage??!!

you know, when they had the six Harrys, I kept thinking that they should look for Hedwig, that would be how to find the real Harry.

Hil R. - Jul 26, 2007 6:39:29 pm PDT #1873 of 3301

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The fake Harrys each had a cage with a stuffed owl in it.

Pix - Jul 26, 2007 6:52:50 pm PDT #1874 of 3301

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I was thinking the same thing, tommyrot. I don't see a slow, plodding cow being very effective at scaring dementors.

Clearly you have never been chased by a cow. And no, I don't want to talk about it.

DavidS - Jul 26, 2007 6:54:07 pm PDT #1875 of 3301

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And no, I don't want to talk about it.

Did you get milk in your eye?

Pix - Jul 26, 2007 7:05:08 pm PDT #1876 of 3301

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Shut it, former Freaky Cat Owner!

Laga - Jul 26, 2007 7:07:39 pm PDT #1877 of 3301

You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

oddly enough I just filled in the crossword answer, "MOOED".

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