Scorpius Malfoy, on the other hand, is....
Maybe they can form a support group.
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'War Stories'
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Jessica - Jul 25, 2007 6:12:38 am PDT #1655 of 3301
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Jul 25, 2007 6:18:48 am PDT #1656 of 3301
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Scorpius Malfoy, on the other hand, is....
Maybe they can form a support group.
If, by "support group," you mean "hott gay sexx," then I think there are already many fanfics covering that very scenario.
"Oh Scorpy," sighed Albus Severus dramatically, "no one knows the pain that we know of having such lame-ass names."
"I know," exclaimed Scorpius enthusiastically. "Hold me, Albus Severus, hold me!"
(Meanwhile, Xenophilus Lovegood III was getting a wedgie on the playground for having such a weird-ass name....)
sumi - Jul 25, 2007 6:22:03 am PDT #1657 of 3301
Art Crawl!!!
You mean Xenophilus Lovegood Longbottom, don't you?
It's so tough being the child to two teachers on staff.
Dana - Jul 25, 2007 6:28:03 am PDT #1658 of 3301
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The Albus Severus/Scorpius pairing has already taken off in fandom, partly because the pairing abbreviation is ASS.
Vortex - Jul 25, 2007 6:31:14 am PDT #1659 of 3301
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Let's not forget that maybe Albus and Severus are normal wizarding names!
Kathy A - Jul 25, 2007 7:22:29 am PDT #1660 of 3301
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The only classmates of Harry's that we know some of what happened to them is Draco (married w/kid), Ron (married w/kids and driving license), Hermione (married w/kids), Neville (unnamed marital status, professor of Herbology), and Harry and Ginny. We can guess that Bill and Fleur had a daughter pretty quickly after the war ended (if she's old enough to snog Teddy Lupin but still be going to Hogwarts, she's most likely in her sixth or seventh year in the epilogue), but that's it.
Aims - Jul 25, 2007 7:25:14 am PDT #1661 of 3301
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Never clued in that Victoire was Bill and Fleur's kid.
D'uh, Aimee.
Kathy A - Jul 25, 2007 7:31:32 am PDT #1662 of 3301
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Well, James was saying that she's their cousin, so it makes sense.
megan walker - Jul 25, 2007 7:41:46 am PDT #1663 of 3301
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
We can guess that Bill and Fleur had a daughter pretty quickly after the war ended (if she's old enough to snog Teddy Lupin but still be going to Hogwarts, she's most likely in her sixth or seventh year in the epilogue)
Also, her name implies that she was born pretty soon after the war.
Connie Neil - Jul 25, 2007 7:42:38 am PDT #1664 of 3301
brillig
I wonder who Draco married. I don't remember, what happened to Pansy, do we know?