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The Buffista Book Club: the Harry Potter iteration  

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By consensus, this thread is reopened specifically to discuss Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It will be closed again once that discussion has run its course.

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Ginger - Jul 22, 2007 5:55:11 pm PDT #1443 of 3301
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I think during wartime they become the Semi-Forgiveable Curses.


Pix - Jul 22, 2007 5:55:15 pm PDT #1444 of 3301
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Especially given the British meaning of "pants"!


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2007 5:59:23 pm PDT #1445 of 3301
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I just have to say that I love the expression "Merlin's pants!" It's just so perfectly exactly what they'd say.

There was one especially funny variation on this that Hermione used, but I forget what it was....


DavidS - Jul 22, 2007 6:00:01 pm PDT #1446 of 3301
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

but I forget what it was....

Something about his scrotal sack, no?


Hil R. - Jul 22, 2007 6:02:41 pm PDT #1447 of 3301
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

That was Ron. "Why in the name of Merlin's saggy left..." and then he got cut off with "Don't use that kind of language with your mother" before he finished the sentence.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2007 6:06:38 pm PDT #1448 of 3301
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suppose the next word he was gonna say might have been "tit."

"Butt-cheek"?


Anne W. - Jul 22, 2007 6:18:04 pm PDT #1449 of 3301
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I think there was a "what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts" in there.

Finally finished. In-progress reactions posted over at my livejournal.


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2007 6:20:04 pm PDT #1450 of 3301
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"what in the name of Merlin's most baggy Y fronts"

Oh yeah - that's what I was thinking of....


-t - Jul 22, 2007 6:42:37 pm PDT #1451 of 3301
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That was nifty.

It occurred to me just now as I was catching up in here that someone different took out each Horcrux, but my memory is bad enough that I'm not completely sure that's true. What I remember:

1. Diary, Harry 2. Ring, Dumbledore 3. Locket, Ron 4. Cup, Hermione 5. Diadem, I don't remember? Draco? No, Crabbe with the fire. 6. Snake, Neville 7. Harry, Voldemort

Hm, I think there should be 8, the 7 that V set out to make and then Harry the Accidental Horcrux.

Anyway, I was thinking that each one was destroyed by the person who got most involved with it, but that doesn't work.

Content? Me?

Also, loved Harry calling him Tom at the end. That was a great bit in the movie, too, Dumbledore calling him Tom when he confronted him. It's both cutting him down to size and extending him the tiny possibility of rejoining humanity - have some remorse, Tom.


Hil R. - Jul 22, 2007 6:46:50 pm PDT #1452 of 3301
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hm, I think there should be 8, the 7 that V set out to make and then Harry the Accidental Horcrux.

There were six that he planned to make, so that his soul would be in seven pieces.