Willow: That's a work ethic! Buffy, you're developing a work ethic! Buffy: Do they make an ointment for that?

'Beneath You'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kiba Rika - Jun 14, 2005 2:29:09 pm PDT #8881 of 10001
I may have to seize the cat.

With a good bendy straw that still reached the bottom.

Do they make these?


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 2:29:55 pm PDT #8882 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Do they make these?

You may have to supply your own.

I had the pleasure of drinking from a bendy straw this weekend that was also an umbrella, but then the wind caught it and blew it away.

I was sad.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:30:00 pm PDT #8883 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

No. But nor will anyone deliver a vanilla latte to my door right now.

If I'm wishing, I may as well really wish.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:32:31 pm PDT #8884 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I had the pleasure of drinking from a bendy straw this weekend that was also an umbrella

I have bendy straws that are also flamingos.

That's your cue to be jealous.


Kristen - Jun 14, 2005 2:34:06 pm PDT #8885 of 10001

I have bendy straws that are also tropical fish.

That's my cue to go, neener, neener.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:40:28 pm PDT #8886 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I'm immune to Kristen's neeer. Because, tropical fish? Inferior to flamingos.


§ ita § - Jun 14, 2005 2:41:13 pm PDT #8887 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I like umbrellas.


Kat - Jun 14, 2005 2:41:50 pm PDT #8888 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

yeah, but yours is gone.


Kristen - Jun 14, 2005 2:42:11 pm PDT #8889 of 10001

Mine are more colorful.

And damn. I really want to go home now and have an iced vanilla latte. Our prez just made a point of telling me to not go postal at tomorrow's office meeting. I wanted to say, "Oh but I'm totally chill now that I know I'm giving you notice in three weeks."


DCJensen - Jun 14, 2005 2:42:49 pm PDT #8890 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Somewhere I have a crazy straw I made out of glass piping in HS chem lab...