( continues...) record the 'Kristen and Allyson Show' as part of the commentary for The Inside DVDs. Do you think you can do that?"
The dog laughs. "Who do you think runs this show, anyhow?" says the beagle, in a smoky voice.
The shock of hearing a dog talk is far too much for Cindy to handle. She passes out. When she wakes, she's back in her den, on the couch, with the diaper bag right next to her, on the floor. Sitting up, she digs through it. The thermos full of chicken soup is long gone. Of course, so are her cigarettes. "Oh well, small price to pay. At least I didn't have to dig the torch out of that bucket."
Sit Ubu, sit. Good dog.