Spike: Ladies. Come on in. Plenty of blood in the fridge, don't be shy. Dawn: You mean like, real blood? Spike: What do you think? Dawn: Mostly I think, 'Eew!'

'Potential'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


JadeHand - May 28, 2005 8:58:12 am PDT #7473 of 10001
"Waiting to be recognised, quite applause will do. They shower you with flowers, when they bury you." -Brave -Marillion.

Ok, not only did someone else think that, they also have a Marillion quote in their tag graveyard. Huh. Pleasure to meet you. Slainte!


Gris - May 28, 2005 10:22:15 am PDT #7474 of 10001
Hey. New board.

"I'm D. Griswold, and I approve this trailer."

I have a feeling I should be getting something here.


Jessica - May 28, 2005 11:33:33 am PDT #7475 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, just riffing on the political-ad-ness of your phrasing.


Allyson - May 28, 2005 12:46:06 pm PDT #7476 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There's a message from Tim describing The Inside on FOX's official site for The Inside.

Unfortunately, it's written by some guy named Tim Minnear.


Strix - May 28, 2005 1:06:09 pm PDT #7477 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, fer Chrissake.


Topic!Cindy - May 28, 2005 1:36:13 pm PDT #7478 of 10001
What is even happening?

There's a message from Tim describing The Inside on FOX's official site for The Inside.
Unfortunately, it's written by some guy named Tim Minnear.

Oh good. Now I can stop with the stopping before I say his name aloud, just to make sure I'm remembering the long i. I vote we change his name to Minnear, officially.

Next, all the Alisons, Allisons, and Alysons (sorry, Ms. Hannigan) have to change the spelling of their names to Allyson, because it is the spelling I now best remember.

Kristin has to change her name to Kristen. I don't know how we'll distinguish between you, but that's best left for another day.

All the Megan-Meaghan type people have to settle on both the way to spell and pronounce their name.

I'm changing Sunil's name to Sam. Sorry, P-C.

There shall be no more Cyndis out there, and the girl Sydneys are gone, too (I'm looking at you, JG).

All parents desiring to name a daughter Julie will have to name them Julia, but are free to call them Julie, as a dim.

Lori, I'm sorry, but you just became a Laura, and your lori is now Laurie.

We can have two Catherine type names, one for the C people, and one for the K people, but there must be uniformity amongst them.

There will be no Jeffreys. Your formal name is Geoffrey, like Chaucer, although you are free to use Jeff as a nickname.

Furthermore, all the Joshuas must abandon Josh as a nick, because it's too close to Joss, and I can no longer say Josh. Yes, I know Whedon's given name is Joseph. No, I don't care. Strike back. Call yourselves Joe.

People on this board who use real sounding names, which are not their actual names, must go to the courts to apply for a legal name change. I'm looking at you, Trudy Booth.

S-E-A-N is the only acceptable spelling for the name Sean.

J-O-H-N is the only acceptable spelling for the name John.

J-O-N-A-T-H-A-N is the only acceptable spelling for Jonathan.

Finally...nah. She can kill me with her pinky.


sfmarty - May 28, 2005 1:40:12 pm PDT #7479 of 10001
Who? moi??

(examining pinky) I just wish someone would clean the goddamned a in that site. Simulated wonky typewriter is not my idea of cool.


aurelia - May 28, 2005 2:16:34 pm PDT #7480 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Cindy gets awfully bold on holiday weekends.


Topic!Cindy - May 28, 2005 2:29:35 pm PDT #7481 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't have wine, so I have to make my own fun.


aurelia - May 28, 2005 2:48:55 pm PDT #7482 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

It's all fun and games until someone loses an i.