We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers.

Willow ,'Potential'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2005 8:46:47 am PDT #6888 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

she claims it's a shoulder exercise

Still trying to get those elbow points to touch, I guess?


Betsy HP - May 19, 2005 8:48:51 am PDT #6889 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Oh, I forgot to mention sitting up straight in your office chair, grasping the seat with your left hand, then curling your body to the right. Switch sides and repeat. You should feel the pull in your neck tendons.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 8:48:57 am PDT #6890 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Still trying to get those elbow points to touch, I guess?

They do, if I have a firm hand on the moon.


§ ita § - May 19, 2005 9:22:03 am PDT #6891 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ew. Someone on another board just (trustingly) reposted a "Tim"@CHUD post. Tim Minear "The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress" Dec 8, 2004 9:49:28 pm PST and Tim Minear "The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress" Dec 8, 2004 9:51:27 pm PST conflated.

I reposted the originals for her.


Betsy HP - May 19, 2005 9:29:22 am PDT #6892 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Pflumph. And our theme for today is People: Still Suck.


Allyson - May 19, 2005 9:31:16 am PDT #6893 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hopefully, it wasn't the post where FauxTim claims to have women lined up around the block to service him.


Kevin - May 19, 2005 10:51:47 am PDT #6894 of 10001
Never fall in love with somebody you actually love.

Wait, that wasn't the real Tim I met in that dark alley?

Curse my sudden but inevitable blowjob of shame.


Atropa - May 19, 2005 11:31:56 am PDT #6895 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You all sound like goths. Amusingly, slightly confused goths.

Hey now! Hey now now, sing this corrosion to me ...

I still don't understand why people would post pretending to be Tim, but I've been told I'm charmingly naive about those sorts of things.


Topic!Cindy - May 19, 2005 11:35:18 am PDT #6896 of 10001
What is even happening?

I would never pretend to be Tim. Too much blood on my hands. Now Joss, or the beagles...typing beagles with opposable thumbs.

Of course.


beathen - May 19, 2005 11:46:13 am PDT #6897 of 10001
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

What came first: The post about the beagles:

Q. What's YBMV?
A. Your beagle may vary. It comes from the following lunge and parry:

Tim Minear - A.3.3246: "My beagle went swimming today and now he's typing on my keyboard with his ample nose. Oh, and he's the bestest handsomeest beagle EVER."

David J. Schwartz - A.3.3302: "I don't know if I believe that Tim has a beagle. I have a beagle and he doesn't swim. YBMV. (That's Your Beagle May Vary, in case you're heading for the FAQ.)"

OR

The mention of beagle droppings in episode "Safe" in Firefly?