I forget the title for the pilot or can't remember if I ever knew it, but these are the ones I dug out of email.
Old Wounds, Pre-filer, Everything Nice, Loneliest Number, Point Of Origin, Thief Of Hearts, De-Clawed, Aidan, Little Girl Lost
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Allyson - May 14, 2005 8:10:34 am PDT #6651 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Kristen - May 14, 2005 8:14:35 am PDT #6652 of 10001
New Girl in Town.
Allyson - May 14, 2005 8:19:29 am PDT #6653 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I wish I could write TVGuide-like descriptions for them. Only not as spoilery. I think there's two in there we haven't read, right? Loneliest Number, definately I haven't read.
Kristen - May 14, 2005 8:20:32 am PDT #6654 of 10001
Yep. And Point of Origin.
Allyson - May 14, 2005 8:41:30 am PDT #6655 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. WHAT'S HE HIDING FROM US?
Allyson - May 14, 2005 8:47:34 am PDT #6656 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Of course, I do realize that I'm damn lucky to have been able to read any of them. At all.
Kristen - May 14, 2005 9:11:17 am PDT #6657 of 10001
WHAT'S HE HIDING FROM US?
The actual produced episodes?
Betsy HP - May 14, 2005 9:11:20 am PDT #6658 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Note to Creature That Devours The Souls of the Smug:
You can start on Allyson and Kristen any time now.
Kthxbye.
Frankenbuddha - May 14, 2005 12:16:32 pm PDT #6659 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
OK - Betsy just made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Allyson - May 14, 2005 8:23:53 pm PDT #6660 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Now, Betsy. I haven't been smug. Smug would be:
Can't you just tell by looking at Tim's face in this picture that he'd of course give me any script he wrote because he obviously loves me SO MUCH?
See, that's smug.