You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Polter-Cow - May 12, 2005 5:57:18 pm PDT #6572 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

i like hijinx, but she's way too sensitive when it comes to JJ and co.

I think she should make a big overdramatic post about how she's leaving the Fuselage, and some people...are assholes.


Gus - May 12, 2005 6:00:04 pm PDT #6573 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

P-C is drunk.


Allyson - May 12, 2005 6:11:18 pm PDT #6574 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

i have your back at the 'lage. i like hijinx, but she's way too sensitive when it comes to JJ and co.

Aw, thanks. There really isn't any reason for her to be offended on JJ's behalf, I'm sure he doesn't give a rat's ass that I don't watch Alias.

I also don't think Karri and Artie intend for the board to be about sycophancy.

But my statement that I don't watch Alias was just so freakin' tame I'm at a loss.

At any rate, she's gonna lose.


joe boucher - May 12, 2005 6:13:12 pm PDT #6575 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I did love him in the very noir (and skewed) The Woman Chaser.

His interpretive dance was way better (and way funnier) than John Malkovich's.


Tamara - May 12, 2005 6:53:25 pm PDT #6576 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

Isn't it pretty obvious that only about one-third to one-half of Lost viewers watch Alias?

I'm one of them but, I can read the ratings on Thursday mornings...


Gus - May 12, 2005 6:59:07 pm PDT #6577 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t measures self

t 1/3 of 1/2

Still humpable!


Lee - May 12, 2005 7:10:43 pm PDT #6578 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Very glad there is a date scheduled, but sad it is that one, since I will be on a plane to vancouver that night, and won't get to watch it until at least Monday.


The Partyman - May 12, 2005 9:50:12 pm PDT #6579 of 10001
[insert something funny here]

Hey! How many toasters should I get for pimping The Inside?

Many, many toasters.

Or that lamp. That lamp is... wow.


DavidS - May 12, 2005 10:25:32 pm PDT #6580 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

His interpretive dance was way better (and way funnier) than John Malkovich's.

That was the moment that Patrick Warburton's genius was confirmed to me.


Nicklas - May 12, 2005 10:51:40 pm PDT #6581 of 10001
"Either it's murder, or this library has a very strict overdue policy."

Isn't it pretty obvious that only about one-third to one-half of Lost viewers watch Alias?

Isn't that a crime against the JJ Kool-Aid Law?