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Allyson - Apr 22, 2005 10:42:02 am PDT #6072 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

This is Kristen's Answering Service.

Kristen is at the dentist. However, her answering service is aware of all requests for Kristen, and has it on good authority from the Kristen Magic 8 Ball (part number SGC302158, patent pending) that the answer is "YES"

All other information is in queue.

Lee - Apr 22, 2005 10:43:03 am PDT #6073 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hee.

Also, I would so buy a Kristen Magic 8 ball.

Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 10:53:00 am PDT #6074 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I would buy a Kristen Magic 8 ball in the happy expectation that it would occasionally tell me to fuck off.

Lee - Apr 22, 2005 10:54:35 am PDT #6075 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Well, yeah.

lori - Apr 22, 2005 10:58:24 am PDT #6076 of 10001

Also, "rolls eyes".

Kristen - Apr 22, 2005 1:54:08 pm PDT #6077 of 10001

Ha! Y'all are fun-ee. Or maybe that's the novocaine talking.

Speaking of which...today was my final root canal! (For those keeping book, the final score was 8. The over/under is -3.) Then they fitted some weird contraption to my head to measure my bite and I felt like I had wandered into a scifi movie.

Also, "rolls eyes".

It makes me sad that IM doesn't have a little :rollseyes: emoticon. I would use it every. five. minutes.

Maybe that's why they don't have it. They know.

Betsy HP - Apr 22, 2005 2:07:06 pm PDT #6078 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

What exactly is an over/under?

Kristen - Apr 22, 2005 2:11:27 pm PDT #6079 of 10001

Number of points over or under the expected total. So, say, the Lakers play the Heat. The total number of points in that game is predicted to be 200. If the final score is Heat 95, Lakers 80, anyone who bet the under wins because there were only 175 points scored in the game.

lori - Apr 22, 2005 2:14:47 pm PDT #6080 of 10001

It makes me sad that IM doesn't have a little :rollseyes: emoticon.

Jesse came up with this: @@

Kat - Apr 22, 2005 2:14:59 pm PDT #6081 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

YAY on last root canal, Kristen.

Also, I just finished another wish-fulfillment book that I should pass on to you. Not as funny as Bachelorette Party, but not far off the mark.

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