Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Jon B. - Apr 20, 2005 2:20:01 pm PDT #5888 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

is the standard example of why the second comma (known as the serial comma) is important.

Them's fightin' woids!


aurelia - Apr 20, 2005 2:21:48 pm PDT #5889 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Are we gonna argue about Objectivist punctuation now?


Betsy HP - Apr 20, 2005 2:28:57 pm PDT #5890 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Throw in muffalettas and it's the Bestest Argument Evah!


P.M. Marc - Apr 20, 2005 2:45:15 pm PDT #5891 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Are we gonna argue about Objectivist punctuation now?

Can I rename the semi-colon John Galt?


aurelia - Apr 20, 2005 2:58:43 pm PDT #5892 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Who is Semi Colon?


tommyrot - Apr 20, 2005 3:02:26 pm PDT #5893 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who is Semi Colon?

Colon Powell's half-brother.


Betsy HP - Apr 20, 2005 3:11:41 pm PDT #5894 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

t kills tommyrot

t hides the corpse in Tim's back yard


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 3:13:24 pm PDT #5895 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

kills tommyrot

hides the corpse in Tim's back yard

It's probably crowded back there.


Allyson - Apr 20, 2005 3:24:51 pm PDT #5896 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I have to go somewhere and eat fancy food I don't understand.

What the fuck is a shallot? What is a Banyul in vinegar sauce?

Does any of that contain eyeball meat?

What is a "diver" scallop, and why would you poach a scallop when they obviously should be fried or served with a butter crumb topping alongside shrimp and lobster tail?

What are morels? God DAMN.


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 3:26:20 pm PDT #5897 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

shallots are fancy onions

morels are yummy mushrooms

no eyeballs.

I love scallops