Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 20, 2005 12:21:04 pm PDT #5865 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I wouldn't Allyson doing TWOP recaps on my show. Then I'd have to read them. I'm conflicted.

Does this mean you never read Shack's recaps of Firefly? 'Cause if not, you deprived yourself of some hilarious reading material.


amych - Apr 20, 2005 12:21:15 pm PDT #5866 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Soon! And not Friday! And new Fox president!!


Allyson - Apr 20, 2005 12:21:31 pm PDT #5867 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'll recap for TM.net if The Kristen approves. And you. Because if I think you dropped the ball, or took the ball, put it through a shredder, peed on it, lit it on fire, and then dropped it, ima just havta say so.

shaky fist

And that may not be okay for a site all about you you you.


msbelle - Apr 20, 2005 12:21:59 pm PDT #5868 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

do a happy dance of no Friday Night.

Until I am told different I am calling the show "George".


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 20, 2005 12:22:44 pm PDT #5869 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ah, thank God someone else's blood, sweat, and tears will be staining the Friday Death Slot.


Cashmere - Apr 20, 2005 12:23:13 pm PDT #5870 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I've said this a million times but I still miss Carly Milne's Buffy recaps from boobtoob.net. That woman could make me laugh until I had to pee. And she was never mean--even if she didn't always like the ep.

I should look to see if they're cached somewhere.


Kristen - Apr 20, 2005 12:24:43 pm PDT #5871 of 10001

I'll recap for TM.net if The Kristen approves.

I was just coming in here to say that you're not allowed to recap for other people.


Gris - Apr 20, 2005 12:24:53 pm PDT #5872 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I'll recap for TM.net if The Kristen approves.

You have my approval. Since that matters and everything.


Kristen - Apr 20, 2005 12:29:12 pm PDT #5873 of 10001

I was always sad that I lost all the fabulous Buffy recaps that eiddileg, Vanessa, et al did for SGcom. They were hilarious.


Allyson - Apr 20, 2005 12:31:25 pm PDT #5874 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I dunno if I can write about it. I just want to enjoy it and promote the fuck out of it.

I've already written his Emmy acceptance speech. He says some nice things about my hair in it.