We'll go with rooster.
If it's a rooster, there are no eggs at all, which is sad.
Perhaps it could be a goose, and then there would be golden eggs?
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2005 1:57:08 pm PDT #5739 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Allyson - Apr 06, 2005 1:59:16 pm PDT #5740 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Okay, the metaphor just unraveled and I'm having horrible visuals of Tim passing hunks of gold.
Betsy, you're banned.
Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2005 2:00:18 pm PDT #5741 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
::mpflmpflmpfl::
Burrell - Apr 06, 2005 2:04:56 pm PDT #5742 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Plus we really don't want Tim to lay an egg, do we?
Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2005 2:05:41 pm PDT #5743 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
If the egg is over 21 and consenting, it's entirely between the pair of them.
DavidS - Apr 06, 2005 2:10:00 pm PDT #5744 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
it's entirely between the pair of them.
So you're saying Tim's got a pair of golden huevos?
Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2005 2:10:40 pm PDT #5745 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
This conversation is getting worse.
Mr. Minear is a very nice person who writes very mean TV shows. The end.
Allyson - Apr 06, 2005 2:11:57 pm PDT #5746 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Oh. And he has a really cool nose, and I like his ears, too.
Kristen - Apr 06, 2005 2:21:21 pm PDT #5747 of 10001
Okay this is groovy. Popgurls is the cool site of the day.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2005 2:21:25 pm PDT #5748 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
refuse to take seriously the question
It's not like he hasn't done it before, though.