The movie is filled with shots of Jennifer Connolly in a white t-shirt and no bra getting Sprayed Down with Various Liquids. This makes her Slippery and Difficult to Rescue when she keeps clumsily getting herself caught by Enemy Mashers.
I have no idea what movie you are talking about, having jumped into the middle of all this... but where can I buy advanced tickets?
And so, that's the premise of Moon, as brought to you by the Hollywood Machine.
You might want to consider doing this for grocery money, Allyson, because that movie would so get made. Also, people would go (see AAP post above). Your synopsis is more entertaining than Heinlein's book by a factor of a lot.
If Jennifer Connolly isn't available, I hear Helen Hunt loves the white T-shirt getting sprayed roles, so if she isn't too old, call her.
I hear Helen Hunt loves the white T-shirt getting sprayed roles
ewwww irrational Helen Hunt Hater here
Thanks Cranberry. It's nice to know we can always count on you for WF updates! I'm a tad anxious, as I wasn't even able to see all the eps that aired. I finally gave up on trying to find additional eps, and am just trying to keep myself spoiler free for the DVDs. Hey, it worked for me for Firefly!
Your synopsis is more entertaining than Heinlein's book by a factor of a lot.
I agree. I hardly recognized your
Moon,
Allyson, and I just read the book. Sounds perfect for Hollywood.
Surely Tim will spice it up with interesting dialog and character development. Please. Hint, hint, Tim.
Surely Tim will spice it up with interesting dialog and character development. Please. Hint, hint, Tim.
And by "development" you mean "murder."
Development, murder, same diff.
I think Tim's version will actually be, you know, good. Whereas mine is, you know, sleazy.
Although Heinlen seemed to appreciate sleazy, mastabatory, inane crap.
Allyson, you didn't tell us who is going to play Kit, er, I mean Data, er, the magical self-aware computer.
So, Allyson, are you comparing yourself to Heinlein? You're too hard on yourself. You have sleazy,
interesting,
crap (and I mean this in the best possible way). Heinlein's is just sleazy crap.
Jeez. One of the founding fathers of science fiction, and his work seems to be nearly universally disliked, at least by the smart and creative folks here.
edited to clarify who is being compared to whom, because otherwise this post makes no sense.