The "guest star" for Lovesick Ass was listed as Magdalena Alexander. A friend of mine thought that she recognized this woman from a different context, but with a different name. When we searched, neither IMDB, nor Google, nor Lexis-Nexis turned up an actress named Magdalena Alexander. This seemed strange, because these days anyone who ever had a bit part in a community theater production in Omaha shows up in a Google search.

So was this actress someone's sister using a psuedonym? Does anyone have ideas?

Perhaps Zombie-Food-Dream!Tim had gotten married on a Merry-Go-Round?

I just woke up from my nap. I figured out what the dream meant. A recent committment will earn Tim the brass ring.

Which of course means The Inside will be a top ten show.

And then zombies will eat him.

I was going to say that perhaps the zombies are metaphoric, but even metaphoric zombies probably aren't good news.

metaphoric zombies are like fluffy bunnies in the Tim-verse.

Hey, it's a prophecy. "and then zombies will eat you" is always inferred.

I don't want to be eaten by a zombie.

Hmm. Assuming we're sticking to the strictly literal meaning of eating, the supernatural beast that would seem to be the biggest win would be a vampire; you lose consciousness pretty quickly from blood loss.

I do NOT want to be hanging around while some uncoordinated lunkhead chomps off the tender bits.

I do NOT want to be hanging around while some uncoordinated lunkhead chomps off the tender bits.

There was a Romero tribute anthology called Book of the Dead (1989) with a Steven Boyett short story, "Like Pavlov's Dogs", that confirms the sentiment Eaten by Zombies = Bad.

And then zombies will eat him.

Maybe this symbolizes slack-jawed TV watchers consuming his show in hordes?

Yes! It's really the only thing that makes sense when you think about it, Matt. A hit!