Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Jun 18, 2004 8:22:54 am PDT #549 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm a whore for great dialogue. I don't so much care about knowing where the destination is, (which may explain why I'm perpetually lost) unless the entire premise is suspense.

It's all sort of like a roadtrip with very funny and cool people who make you feel comfortable in your skin. You know where you're going but the traveling is the best part.

Good dialogue does that.


Allyson - Jun 18, 2004 8:36:29 am PDT #550 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

AICN is advertising the thing tonight. Does that mean the people who post on their message boards will be there?

Herc also calls Tim a mammoth slacker. This explains why Tim has not been around much. We've lost him to the ivory trade. He did have such pretty tusks.


Lilty Cash - Jun 18, 2004 8:41:52 am PDT #551 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

AICN is advertising the thing tonight. Does that mean the people who post on their message boards will be there?

Oh Sweet Jeebus God, no. If so bring a few cans of Red Bull and some peanut butter cups to throw as a distraction if they start towards you.


Allyson - Jun 18, 2004 8:50:43 am PDT #552 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think they're afraid of girls. I've no worries.


Lilty Cash - Jun 18, 2004 8:51:59 am PDT #553 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I think they're afraid of girls. I've no worries.

But that's just because they've had no prior exposure. What if one got fiesty?


Allyson - Jun 18, 2004 8:54:32 am PDT #554 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

What if one got fiesty?

I assume this means asking me for the time and then wetting his pants.


Consuela - Jun 18, 2004 8:59:15 am PDT #555 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So I read Moon is a Harsh Mistress this past week as well.

Everything that Allyson, Nutty, and Rick said: WROD. Wrod to the max. Oy.

I think if you strip out all the didactic discussions about revolutionary theory, and the appalling gender relations, and the 2D bimbettes and maternal ideals who make up the female characters, and the political theory, you might possibly have a framework on which to hang a story.

But my god! There was almost no action in the novel. It was all secondhand action, all tell, no show. "Then we had girls start teasing the guards, and the guards got grumpy so the Warden sent out more guards--" ad nauseum. Nobody developed, nobody changed, nobody had second thoughts: all the leads were perfect and right, and if hundreds of thousands of people died for their mistakes, well none of that was their fault after all. Everything was so black and white, with this little cabal (oh that word) making all the decisions for the sheep who can't think for themselves. Bleah.

t shudders and goes off too read Robert Graves to cleanse my palate

Oddly enough, I remember rather liking Moon as a teen. Clearly my tastes have changed.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2004 9:04:42 am PDT #556 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oddly enough, I remember rather liking Moon as a teen. Clearly my tastes have changed.

When I was a teen I liked Message to Garcia. Ugh.


Lilty Cash - Jun 18, 2004 9:05:26 am PDT #557 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I assume this means asking me for the time and then wetting his pants.

BWAH! So don't wear great shoes. Just in case.


Ginger - Jun 18, 2004 9:09:26 am PDT #558 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

When I was a teen I liked Message to Garcia.

I know this is a place in which we can freely confess our sins, but I really admire your bravery for admitting that one.