Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Allyson - Mar 14, 2005 5:31:51 pm PST #5213 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I assume you do from what pimp-daddy Allyson has been saying.

I swear I will receive no financial benefit if the show is an x-filian smash hit. I swear. Maybe a pony. If I'm very good.


aurelia - Mar 14, 2005 8:10:43 pm PST #5214 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Pro-bono pimp-daddy.

You could have a pimp cup made.


msbelle - Mar 15, 2005 5:14:48 am PST #5215 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh right, pimp implies financial gain. Well, I know you will not profit from your praising of the show. It's not like you are some pay to praise fly by night BNF.

You're a tell it like you see it dedicated tv fan who just so happens to make this new show sound verra verra good and interesting.


Allyson - Mar 15, 2005 7:25:20 am PST #5216 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You're a tell it like you see it dedicated tv fan who just so happens to make this new show sound verra verra good and interesting.

Hm. That's true. Maybe he should send flowers.

FTR, purple iris are my fave. Followed by stargazer lilies. I'm sure a nice bouquet mixed with both is possible. Just in case a certain writer scrolls.


arby - Mar 15, 2005 7:44:11 am PST #5217 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

I've never heard of stargazer lilies, but the name is beautiful. Anyone got a pic?

Signed,

Too Lazy To Google


ChiKat - Mar 15, 2005 7:48:58 am PST #5218 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stargazer Lilies

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Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 8:27:46 am PST #5219 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Stargazer lilies smell amazing, so they're a twofer.


P.M. Marc - Mar 15, 2005 8:53:56 am PST #5220 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Stargazer lilies smell amazing, so they're a twofer.

They are wonderful to look at, amazing to smell...

...and they make me sneeze like a motherfucker.

Damn it.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 15, 2005 9:00:00 am PST #5221 of 10001
What is even happening?

I love them so much. There were some in the bouquet dh sent me on Valentine's day. I miss their perfume. It filled the house.


Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 9:05:30 am PST #5222 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

How do motherfuckers sneeze?