Of course, if he'd like to reward me for my shilling, I love chocolate covered cherries, rubies with a platinum setting, and I could use an iPod. Oh! And my cat needs a new collar, and I'd love a spa day.

Carton of smokes, maybe TiVo, and an ice cold Pepsi.

what about the couch/loveseat?

Since it's Tim's money, I vote he give you all of the above. Hey my vote counts as much on this issue as it did in the last election.

what about the couch/loveseat?

I can buy that with my ownes money! Damn I need to file my taxes. Oh, in addition to the above list, he should also do my taxes.

and buy you a $100,000 investment in Burke Williams so you can have 2 treatments a week forever.

Do we all get spa treatments? Because I could use a pedicure.

Nope. If you buy a share (which I think is $100,000) then you get 2 treatments a week. According to a BW employee.

I would buy Allyson a Pepsi, even though I think she's weird for not preferring Coke. But I think the article linked upthread was about the business angle; it doesn't say "please watch this show" because it's not a review or an advocacy piece. It's no different than articles about how this upcoming movie is likely to be a hit, and this one will bomb.

Also, if I hear advance news about a show that sounds appealing and might be cancelled, I'm more likely to tune in. Because that means it won't be around long enough for me to catch it in reruns. (This is why I watched the first few airings of "House," before I became terribly bored.) Granted, I'm not the typical casual TV viewer, but I don't think Zap2it is aimed at the casual viewer anyway.

Also also, I would like it if the show started in April. For the record.

No pedicure for me. My flip flops will have to stay in their box. Forlorn.

My flip flops broke. I need new flip flops.

I think they should have flip flops on The Inside.

Dear Tim,

Flip flops fight crime, too.

Sincerely, A loyal viewer

Man, I'm tired.