What if the beagles develop sentience and the ability to type?
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Sue - Jun 01, 2004 5:19:30 am PDT #38 of 10001
hip deep in pie
DXMachina - Jun 01, 2004 5:19:59 am PDT #39 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What if the beagles develop sentience and the ability to type?
They haven't?
Sue - Jun 01, 2004 5:21:57 am PDT #40 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Maybe they have. Maybe they just haven't escaped the crates! ;)
Allyson - Jun 01, 2004 5:43:35 am PDT #41 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
They haven't?
This explains Safety Canary.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 01, 2004 5:48:08 am PDT #42 of 10001
What is even happening?
We'll get to Minearverse 7: The Magnificent Beagles by the xmas release. The thread will slow as some of us remember this isn't Natter, and Tim comes by less because he stopped procrastinating.
Okay. I think you've nailed it.
Kat - Jun 01, 2004 5:49:23 am PDT #43 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Bahahaha....
I would think it explained Barrel Bear, not Safety Canary as much.
PaperDragon - Jun 01, 2004 7:39:07 am PDT #44 of 10001
Post-its and death.
Ok, I back off. I accept the wisdom of the Buffistas. But say it got to eight, what kind of death would I be expecting from this Ruby?
JohnSweden - Jun 01, 2004 7:42:33 am PDT #45 of 10001
I can't even.
She's a kitten. If she were a Kitten, you'd be wanting to off yourself as painfully as possible. As it is, you may perish from teh cuteniss. Or be strangled with a rubber band and drowned in a water dish, but them's the risks.
bon bon - Jun 01, 2004 7:45:49 am PDT #46 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
47!
Allyson - Jun 01, 2004 7:50:07 am PDT #47 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
All bon bon, all the time.