This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Mikey - Dec 16, 2004 6:23:52 pm PST #3716 of 10001
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

Vietnamese coffee. Sweetened condensed milk never tasted so good.


aurelia - Dec 16, 2004 6:28:54 pm PST #3717 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Thank you dcp. There were a couple of those I didn't know (or at least never bothered to remember).


DXMachina - Dec 17, 2004 2:42:56 am PST #3718 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You can make it up to me when I come home and buy me a fancy coffee beverage.

I can do that. I don't even need a reason.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2004 5:52:13 am PST #3719 of 10001
What is even happening?

I used to love DX. He was once my favorite stompy. But then he broke my heart with his heartless "IJS" and now Plei has taken the lead.

All right, everyone should be large with the Plei love, because she's Plei. That's a given. That said? NOBODY is a bigger acronym-o-nizer-o-matic than Ms. P.M.M. She'll make an obscure acronym out of a paragraph. Once I met Plei here, I stopped bothering with cryptogram puzzles, because she satisfied all my decoding needs.

ijs


DavidS - Dec 17, 2004 8:38:27 am PST #3720 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

All right, everyone should be large with the Plei love, because she's Plei. That's a given. That said? NOBODY is a bigger acronym-o-nizer-o-matic than Ms. P.M.M. She'll make an obscure acronym out of a paragraph. Once I met Plei here, I stopped bothering with cryptogram puzzles, because she satisfied all my decoding needs.

It's true. She's frequently puzzling. I scritch my head and try to parse out things like OTLWF as: "Obsessive Timmy Love Woobie Flail" or "One True Love Wha' Fuck?"


P.M. Marc - Dec 17, 2004 8:43:28 am PST #3721 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I canna help it.

It's my industry polluting my brain.


Allyson - Dec 17, 2004 8:54:56 am PST #3722 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You're hype-ing Allyson. This cannot end well. IJS.

I'm not telling you people ANYTHING MORE. Hurumph.


joe boucher - Dec 17, 2004 9:27:05 am PST #3723 of 10001
I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I'm not telling you people ANYTHING MORE. Hurumph.

Gov. Le Petomane: I didn't get a hurumph out of that guy.
Hedley Lamarr: Give the governor a hurumph!
Scared guy: Hurumph!
Gov. Le Petomane (to scared guy): You watch your ass. </Blazing Saddles>


Topic!Cindy - Dec 17, 2004 9:47:59 am PST #3724 of 10001
What is even happening?

I canna help it.
It's my industry polluting my brain.
Nor should you try. It's one of your innumerable charms. And maybe there's reason to throw over DX for you. I mean, can DX do what you do with makeup, not to mention canon and fanon? No (of course, you have that pesky b*seb*ll aversion, which cannot be said of DX).


JohnSweden - Dec 17, 2004 10:24:12 am PST #3725 of 10001
I can't even.

of course, you have that pesky b*seb*ll aversion, which cannot be said of DX

Now DXM can't stash a Robin in his cleavage, but he gives great baseball. Hmm. Hmm. Oh wait, I don't have to pick, I'm not listy that way. PMM and DXM are two of my favourites! Yay!