At first I thought you were imitating Rio.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
DXMachina - Dec 16, 2004 6:05:00 pm PST #3701 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jon B. - Dec 16, 2004 6:05:25 pm PST #3702 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I'm using a pedant tag right now! AIFG!
DXMachina - Dec 16, 2004 6:06:31 pm PST #3703 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
NATLBSB!
Allyson - Dec 16, 2004 6:06:39 pm PST #3704 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
WTF?
§ ita § - Dec 16, 2004 6:07:16 pm PST #3705 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OKTHXBYE!
DXMachina - Dec 16, 2004 6:08:24 pm PST #3706 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
TTFN...
Dana - Dec 16, 2004 6:09:30 pm PST #3707 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I miss NATLBSB.
JenP - Dec 16, 2004 6:09:41 pm PST #3708 of 10001
OMGWFT ACRONYMS!!!
(How does Rio handle greeting ita, anyway? Does she get a cap pass?)
tommyrot - Dec 16, 2004 6:09:55 pm PST #3709 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OMGJSTFUAOU!
DXMachina - Dec 16, 2004 6:10:16 pm PST #3710 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I miss NATLBSB.
It kind of got replaced by COMM.