Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Kristen - Dec 09, 2004 9:30:55 am PST #3482 of 10001

Y'all are colder than the Omaha Steaks in my freezer.


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 9:33:10 am PST #3483 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have Omaha steak in your freezer? Can I come over?

It's Lee Pace, isn't it? You can tell me.


Allyson - Dec 09, 2004 9:35:12 am PST #3484 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Too young.


Kristen - Dec 09, 2004 9:35:25 am PST #3485 of 10001

I have a box of Omaha Steaks in my freezer. And you can totally come over.

Lee Pace, sadly, is far too young to be Web.


Betsy HP - Dec 09, 2004 9:36:06 am PST #3486 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

It's a beagle!


§ ita § - Dec 09, 2004 9:36:15 am PST #3487 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He takes makeup wonderfully, I tell you.

Though I do need to admit I forget what we're guessing about.

Older? I can guess old -- Holtz? Snyder?


Topic!Cindy - Dec 09, 2004 9:39:45 am PST #3488 of 10001
What is even happening?

James Marsters must have decades on Alexis.


Stephanie - Dec 09, 2004 9:41:43 am PST #3489 of 10001
Trust my rage

Cindy - you read my mind. I just had that thought 10 seconds ago.

ETA: But I heard he was in Russia filming a movie.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 09, 2004 9:42:35 am PST #3490 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If not centuries.


Kristen - Dec 09, 2004 9:43:09 am PST #3491 of 10001

I'm pretty sure it's not someone who was ever on a Joss show.

ETA: Or a Tim show.