Family crime. It's really difficult to poison a total stranger.
You have friends, right? Co-workers? You have to think outside the box, or you just get lost in the annals of history.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
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§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 8:17:13 am PST #3292 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:17:17 am PST #3293 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
1. Poison (80%)
Goodbye, Earl.
DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:18:27 am PST #3294 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It's really difficult to poison a total stranger.
Actually, all you have to do is fill some tylenol bottles with cyanide capsules.
§ ita § - Dec 03, 2004 8:19:59 am PST #3295 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Actually, all you have to do is fill some tylenol bottles with cyanide capsules.
She notwithstanded the tylenol!
So you need to get to the cough medicine.
Kristen - Dec 03, 2004 8:20:08 am PST #3296 of 10001
It's really difficult to poison a total stranger.
Also, it sometimes occurs to me when I'm at an ATM that you could totally poison the glue on those deposit envelopes. You'd get a lot of people with that one.
DXMachina - Dec 03, 2004 8:21:28 am PST #3297 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
She notwithstanded the tylenol!
Ack! So she did.
Allyson - Dec 03, 2004 8:21:41 am PST #3298 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
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DCJensen - Dec 03, 2004 8:22:21 am PST #3299 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
It's really difficult to poison a total stranger.
Actually, all you have to do is fill some tylenol bottles with cyanide capsules.
Did you know the Tylenol scare that prompted all the safety caps and packaging, etc was later proven to have been comitted by a family member, not a matter of anyone tampering on the shelves randomly?
We live by the hoax, we die by the hoax...
Beverly - Dec 03, 2004 8:22:36 am PST #3300 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Or take in boarders like the Brewster sisiters.
Liese S. - Dec 03, 2004 8:23:03 am PST #3301 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I hate it when my tylenol's been notwithstood.
Okay, this is interesting.
Will she get all freaked out by feeling the victims' vulnerability and decide she needs to take krav maga? I'm just saying.