Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


sumi - Oct 29, 2004 6:03:58 am PDT #2725 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Tim!


aurelia - Oct 29, 2004 6:08:52 am PDT #2726 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I thought I remembered it being the day after mine.

Have a fantastic day, dude!


amych - Oct 29, 2004 6:18:27 am PDT #2727 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tim, hope your birthday is happy like a thing that is happy.

Happy birthday, Tim! May your birthday be very painful and involve at least one decapitation.

This is a fabulous x-post.

Oh, and happies, Tim!


Narrator - Oct 29, 2004 6:55:06 am PDT #2728 of 10001
The evil is this way?

Happy Birthday Tim! May you kill off a few characters to make your day brighter!


Frankenbuddha - Oct 29, 2004 7:33:46 am PDT #2729 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hippo Birdies, Tim!!!


sfmarty - Oct 29, 2004 8:05:23 am PDT #2730 of 10001
Who? moi??

Hippos and huggies to you, and a few little corpsies to pretty up the room. Happy birthday.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 29, 2004 8:08:22 am PDT #2731 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday Tim!

Forget characters, may you kill off a few of the broadcasting execs that cancelled Firefly and Wonderfalls to make your day brighter!


Polter-Cow - Oct 29, 2004 8:17:57 am PDT #2732 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Forget characters, may you kill off a few of the broadcasting execs that cancelled Firefly and Wonderfalls to make your day brighter!

Whoa, dude, watch out! You might get the Fox Secret Service on your ass.


Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 29, 2004 8:45:59 am PDT #2733 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Fox has already done the worst it can do to me. With Lost and Desperate Housewives on another network, Murdoch would have to buy ABC to get another shot.


arby - Oct 29, 2004 8:47:43 am PDT #2734 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Don't say that, I'm sure they can come up with some new and even more awful torture. They're fiendish, those fucks.