You mean I shouldn't think of you as Mr. Bah-roo-ohm?
You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Scrappy - Jun 03, 2004 6:32:22 pm PDT #254 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 6:32:44 pm PDT #255 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sydney, just to let you know, people here say things that piss me off on a daily basis. Most people make me happy. Tis the way of things.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2004 6:33:55 pm PDT #256 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Most people make me happy
That would be me.
Indefatigible font of joy, that's yours truly.
Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 6:35:34 pm PDT #257 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Mr Broom, I just got back from Boston, and haven't been able to shake the accent for days. So he's Tim My-nee-ah.
Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 6:36:16 pm PDT #258 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
That would be me.
The chickens are late.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2004 6:37:04 pm PDT #259 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dammit.
Polter-Cow - Jun 03, 2004 6:39:39 pm PDT #260 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The chickens are late.
Tim killed them.
Mr. Broom - Jun 03, 2004 6:42:14 pm PDT #261 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
Mr Broom, I just got back from Boston, and haven't been able to shake the accent for days. So he's Tim My-nee-ah.
I work with a Bostonian; I may have to pay him money to say that. I think it would make my day. He's a real Pahk the Cah in Hahvahd Yahd type, only more nasal. You should hear him sing "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith.
Betsy HP - Jun 03, 2004 6:43:07 pm PDT #262 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I thought I said "It's not physics, it's metaphysics."
All Tim's words belong to me. Or will have done.
Allyson - Jun 03, 2004 6:51:33 pm PDT #263 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
All Tim's words belong to me.
You're his favorite.
only more nasal.
Throat closes on the "a."
I took voice and diction classes to lose my accent. We had to say shit like, "Nancy hands the man the candy," with our mouths wide open.