Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


DavidS - Sep 29, 2004 9:54:01 am PDT #2352 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Square Pegs


Betsy HP - Sep 29, 2004 10:09:40 am PDT #2353 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I dunno, she may balk at yet another nose job.


Alibelle - Sep 29, 2004 10:32:59 am PDT #2354 of 10001
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

"Rapid B/A-shippers".

I will quickly join this campaign, if that's what will make it work.


Polter-Cow - Sep 29, 2004 10:46:30 am PDT #2355 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

My vote is for Space Above and Beyond.

Yes! I was missing that show the other week.


Polgara - Sep 29, 2004 10:53:49 am PDT #2356 of 10001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Depends on how much I win. In the current LA real estate market, I could end up winning $20M and only be able to afford buying you a condo. But, you know, I'll buy you something. I'm buying Polgara a car.

Woo hoo!


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2004 10:55:07 am PDT #2357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Can I have a cage?


Kristen - Sep 29, 2004 10:56:07 am PDT #2358 of 10001

Are you gonna wrestle Allyson inside it?


amych - Sep 29, 2004 10:56:54 am PDT #2359 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Just yesterday, you were bragging that you had a cage. "It's my cage", you said. Did you go and lose it somewhere, missy?


§ ita § - Sep 29, 2004 10:57:39 am PDT #2360 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you gonna wrestle Allyson inside it?

::ponders which answer gets her the nice cage::

Did you go and lose it somewhere, missy?

There's blood on this one I can't get out.


amych - Sep 29, 2004 11:04:12 am PDT #2361 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hey, look! it's bloodthirsty!ita -- she's just so adorable, and I missed her while she was being played by physical-therapy-and-work!ita.

Also, I'm glad she's 3000 miles away right now.