Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


tommyrot - Sep 22, 2004 4:37:33 am PDT #2279 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you notice the 35 hours of extras. 35 hours!

Plus software for creating your very own Matrix!


bicyclops - Sep 22, 2004 7:58:56 am PDT #2280 of 10001

A longer list of December releases. Shows Gilmore Girls S2 on the 7th.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 22, 2004 8:29:16 am PDT #2281 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Plus software for creating your very own Matrix!

Can I program mine to digitally replace Keanu with Parker Posey?


AllAroundPsycho - Sep 22, 2004 9:10:38 am PDT #2282 of 10001
If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak.

Can I program mine to digitally replace Keanu with Parker Posey?
If it works, can you do that to mine?


§ ita § - Sep 22, 2004 9:11:19 am PDT #2283 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If you can program the Matrix to just stop with the one movie, I'm more than happy to keep the Reeves.


msbelle - Sep 22, 2004 9:15:41 am PDT #2284 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

word.


JoeCrow - Sep 23, 2004 5:43:13 pm PDT #2285 of 10001
"what's left when you take biology and sociology out of the picture?" "An autistic hermaphodite." -Allyson

I would totally buy that version.

Also, think how it would improve the love scene with Trinity...I'll be in my bunk.


Mikey - Sep 25, 2004 11:17:58 am PDT #2286 of 10001
All this time, I thought Hunter was a bitch. Turns out she was just hungry.

yow!


Pix - Sep 26, 2004 5:28:20 pm PDT #2287 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Saw this today when browsing a list of quotes writers have said about writing. Laughed and wondered if maybe Tim has been channeling Faulkner all these years:

"Kill your darlings." - William Faulkner


Mr. Broom - Sep 26, 2004 5:58:56 pm PDT #2288 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

It's the hardest writer's motto to follow, but one that yields the most success. Kurt Vonnegut's expansion on that axiom is one I love as well: "If a sentence, no matter how well-constructed, fails to illustrate your point in a meaningful way, you must scratch it out."