It's 5-7-5, not 7-5-7.
Unless you've invented kuhais.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2004 8:18:46 pm PDT #1807 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Allyson - Aug 29, 2004 8:20:05 pm PDT #1808 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Don't harsh my mellow, P-C.
Polter-Cow - Aug 29, 2004 8:21:06 pm PDT #1809 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You've also invented harshmellows! Good for s'lesses.
Yeah, I'm going to sleep now.
Tamara - Aug 29, 2004 8:21:36 pm PDT #1810 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Where has Tim been? He must be seriously working on the screenplay.
Kristen - Aug 29, 2004 8:23:02 pm PDT #1811 of 10001
Look at Allyson being all writer-procrastination person. Next thing, you'll be telling me you're eating cereal.
In happy news, I am told that Britney did not get married on this evening's VMAs. My heart remains intact.
Allyson - Aug 29, 2004 8:23:12 pm PDT #1812 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
That's what I hear. Rewrite. Busy writerboy.
I am seriously working on a book.
Except when I lose my shit and can't. stop. posting.
Allyson - Aug 29, 2004 8:24:45 pm PDT #1813 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I am writing about Munchausen by Internet. And the Penlind timeline has melted from my brain, so it's all jumbled. Was that four years ago?
Consuela - Aug 29, 2004 8:30:01 pm PDT #1814 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oooh, Munchausen by Internet. Allyson, there should be an article out there somewhere about the syndrome by a woman named Jean Helms (I think). Maybe in the Atlanta Constitution?
She was/is a regular on the X-Files board "Haven For the FBI's Most Unwanted", where a really elaborate death-hoax was performed a few years back. "Evie Whiting" was the pseud of the woman who was said to have died, and a few months later Jean Helms got an article out of the whole thing.
The "death" and revelation of the fraud was a really fascinating community meltdown there for a while.
Allyson - Aug 29, 2004 8:33:37 pm PDT #1815 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
We had "Penlind" whose infant son was dying. But had no children, actually.
The hoax itself wasnt as interesting as the group of woman who were quietly investigating her claims at a private board, under lock and key, and uncovered her real name, similiar scams, and the reaction of the community who had rallied around her upon the discovery that none of it was true.
Tamara - Aug 29, 2004 8:44:46 pm PDT #1816 of 10001
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.
Fascinating! Just sayin'
I thought the OB was dysfunctional.