Less honor, more making out.
I am so in favour of this, you don't understand.
8557 posts to go
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress
[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2004 7:24:43 am PDT #1442 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
amych - Jul 29, 2004 7:26:12 am PDT #1443 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Huh. I would've thought that a Timocracy would have more to do with fear.
Allyson - Jul 29, 2004 7:30:04 am PDT #1444 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. Tim should come in and say something about women being very maternal and men being incapable of monogamy due to the outcome of the War of 1812, or something. We'd have Minearverse 4 by sundown on the West Coast.
I could start a flamewar.
Should I go into the reasons why AYNOHYEB is racist, or why Billy is a by-product of Mutant Enemy's obvious hatred of women?
That should get us to 4 by noon.
Or, it'd get ita to my workplace by 10am to beat me with her cane.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2004 7:31:20 am PDT #1445 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Should I go into the reasons why AYNOHYEB is racist
Wait, I thought That Old Gang Of Mine was the racist one.
Allyson - Jul 29, 2004 7:35:06 am PDT #1446 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Whichever. Pick one.
Tim killed Doyle because he hates the Irish, obviously.
We could go with that. It doesn't have the same sort of spicy hyperbole that could get us to 4 by noon, though.
I need a sockpuppet.
Lilty Cash - Jul 29, 2004 7:38:07 am PDT #1447 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
And what color are the Pyleans? Green. Irish hating again.
JenP - Jul 29, 2004 7:38:21 am PDT #1448 of 10001
Oh, just stage a bloody coup and get the current thread name changed. Less work than a flame war, and thread appropriate what with the blood and all.
Allyson - Jul 29, 2004 7:42:30 am PDT #1449 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
My sockpuppet could be TimHaytah1349
I want another sockpuppet called itaHaytah1463, just in case.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2004 7:44:19 am PDT #1450 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
We need to be whedonesqued. How does that work again?
Nearmiss - Jul 29, 2004 7:46:51 am PDT #1451 of 10001
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.
why Billy is a by-product of Mutant Enemy's obvious hatred of women?
That one might provoke more of a discussion. I trust you were assuming the mantle of devil's advocate on that one. Billy shows that at the base of every man is a monster awaiting release.