What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


The Minearverse 3: The Network Is a Harsh Mistress  

[NAFDA] "There will be an occasional happy, so that it might be crushed under the boot of the writer." From Zorro to Angel (including Wonderfalls and The Inside), this is where Buffistas come to anoint themselves in the bloodbath.


Pix - Jun 29, 2004 8:05:05 pm PDT #1012 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t peeking in

So how are things going in Minearverse, then?

No horse cock in this thread, then?

Aaaannnnd, backing out of the thread again.


§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 8:08:30 pm PDT #1013 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for the heads up, Matt. TiVo is on the case.

Where did we leave the pony phalli?

And does hung like a stallion mean a proportional or absolute thing? I always thought it was absolute.


P.M. Marc - Jun 29, 2004 8:11:09 pm PDT #1014 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I mean, and not just the Daniel Dae Kim underwear portions of the thread.

I like those portions best at the moment, though.

DDK needs to be a famous sex symbol.


Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 8:21:28 pm PDT #1015 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Tim goes AWOL for a month, and the whole place goes to porn. Who knew he'd be the leader of classiness?

ita, you got any wet men or glasses pics of DDK? If not, it will reflect poorly on your performance evaluation.


§ ita § - Jun 29, 2004 8:33:43 pm PDT #1016 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you got any wet men or glasses pics of DDK?

It's not my fault! He has excellent eyesight, never showers, and always wears shoes. But he does have hands, so that's something.


Allyson - Jun 29, 2004 8:44:27 pm PDT #1017 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Nip/Tuck is giving me HELLA WIGGINS


SailAweigh - Jun 30, 2004 2:01:07 am PDT #1018 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Aaaaaghhhhh. I forgot Nip/Tuck. Damn. Damn, damn. Oh, you know the drill. Damn.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 30, 2004 4:24:04 am PDT #1019 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Harold Perrinau

He's also in Smoke, and he gets mauled by a bear for hanging around with Alec Baldwin in The Edge.


sumi - Jun 30, 2004 4:29:11 am PDT #1020 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Allyson -- yes! I wondered if Christian was going to try giving himself liposuction next.


§ ita § - Jun 30, 2004 4:31:02 am PDT #1021 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Were you guys rooting for Matt to lie? I totally was.