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Angel 5: Is That It? Am I Done?

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JZ - Jan 08, 2005 12:44:49 pm PST #3070 of 3531

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

cries

sits down at Angel table, holds coffee cup with trembling hands

sets guilt ray to "stun"

I only hope you're proud. You made your JZ cry. What a BIG, BIG girl you are!

stands, chin wobbling, starts to exit

turns

You just wait till Consuela reads this! You just wait, missy. Then we'll see who's the butt genie!

departs, awash in Oscar-worthy glimmering tears

Steph L. - Jan 08, 2005 1:09:53 pm PST #3071 of 3531

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I only hope you're proud. You made your JZ cry. What a BIG, BIG girl you are!

Honey, your husband woke me up at 7 a.m. on a Saturday. If I have to take my revenge through you, then so be it....

Lilty Cash - Jan 08, 2005 6:10:11 pm PST #3072 of 3531

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

I don't understand the butt genie bit, but I'll have y'all know that Pringles crumbs are now littering my laptop. Thank you very much.

DavidS - Jan 08, 2005 6:17:38 pm PST #3073 of 3531

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't understand the butt genie bit

There was a character on the X-Files late in the run. He literally crawled up people's asses and took over their bodies. It was magic. He was an evil butt genie.

Lilty Cash - Jan 08, 2005 6:32:15 pm PST #3074 of 3531

"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Ok, I think I remember that. I didn't watch that much X-Files later on, but it rings a bell.

Even if it didn't mean anything, I'd enjoy the phrase butt genie, though. I'll see what I can do to use it in a conversation tommorrow.

Buffistas: Who Needs a Word-A-Day calender?

billytea - Jan 08, 2005 6:42:24 pm PST #3075 of 3531

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There was a character on the X-Files late in the run. He literally crawled up people's asses and took over their bodies. It was magic. He was an evil butt genie.

I especially liked the TWoP review. "So...he can make himself invisible. And he can climb through people's asses into their abdomens, and then reach down and put their pants back on."

Consuela - Jan 08, 2005 8:25:09 pm PST #3076 of 3531

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

You just wait till Consuela reads this! You just wait, missy. Then we'll see who's the butt genie!

Steph is DEAD TO ME.

I shall not share any porn I find with Steph. Or anything else. She does not exist.

In fact, I will go to her house and reprogram her cable box, so that when Casting Spoiler happens on Stargate next season, she won't get to see it.

Connie Neil - Jan 08, 2005 8:31:17 pm PST #3077 of 3531

brillig

Bad Blood.

All other TV must bow down before drugged Mulder quoting the theme from Shaft. And Scully peering into the stomach of her autopsy subject and musing on what she wants for dinner. And Skinner saying, "He was--gnawed on."

I want my Skinner! I miss my surly Assistant Director!

Steph L. - Jan 08, 2005 9:02:31 pm PST #3078 of 3531

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

All hail the butt genie!

Bad Blood.

"I was drugged!"

Kate P. - Jan 08, 2005 9:34:49 pm PST #3079 of 3531

That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Bad Blood.

Yes! And the intestines slithering out of the scale. Oh, quality TV.

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