Jasmine ,'Power Play'
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Narrator is the only real, true, original non-existing poster—but that's from back in the Bronze days. I mean everyone...like everyone knows Narrator doesn't exist.
Ah, that explains it: I am Bronze ignorant, alas. Or luckily. I've heard it can go either way.
I am not Bronze-ignorant (although am an ignorant Bronzer), but even so, I have no idea what the heck Topic!Cindy is talking about. I mean I can't even figure out what she's wrong about now.
Edited because swearing is just wrong. No, really.
Gather 'round the fireplace, everybody, let's see if we can get Narrator to tell us what it was like in the olden days.
Fetch...the comfy chair!
In the old days, Narrator beat people with a shovel, 'stina threatened them with a shotgun, and -mere- had stilleto heals of death.
I just bitched at people a lot.
Sadly, I am not of the Old old Bronze, when folks could post in color (until the Great Colo(u)r Wars), and the entire board would blink when some one forgot to close the *blink * tag. Still, I do remember the Not-so-Old Old Bronze, days, when folks composed posts by firelight, and had to walk 5 miles in the snow in their bare feet just to post. And then had to make that same 5 mile journey back again. Uphill both ways. *sniff *
And yes, iffn folks failed to follow the simple posting damn darn rules, I did smite (smote?) them with a shovel. 'Cause I was such a Super Seekrit Clique bitch meanie.
In color? Really? How odd.
I'm still a newbie.
Is that the one with the dead narrator?
Yup. Sheryl Lee had the role, which made it into a hilarious AU Twin Peaks thing ...in my head. But apparently they're recasting that part now. Perhaps they realized every review would open with "She's dead, but not wrapped in plastic."
"I am only an egg."
Are you recapping it, Strega?