Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Lovesick, my Ass!  

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Allyson - Apr 25, 2004 2:40:17 pm PDT #147 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I wonder how Eric manages to stand up at all, without a backbone. Shouldn't he just sort of reel around like a windsock?


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 2:53:45 pm PDT #148 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

His belief in love is jammed right up his ass. Keeps him aloft.


Allyson - Apr 25, 2004 3:11:20 pm PDT #149 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

See, if the love was in his heart, and not jammed up his ass, he'd have just fucked Legolas and gotten over the Heidi Ho, long ago.

Oh. Slashfic.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 3:42:05 pm PDT #150 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe Jaye teaches him the error of his schmoopy ways in the final episode.

Something I noticed about Lovesick Ass and liked -- the e-mail printouts looked like they were from hotmail. As in, not bogus. And in Cocktail Bunny, the search page was clearly google. Not sure about the results page, though. Maybe what we saw was the university pages that she was clicking for more detail.

Still, most often, the interweb looks bogus.


Allyson - Apr 25, 2004 3:48:22 pm PDT #151 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Also? Jaye uses a tangerine laptop imac.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2004 3:52:34 pm PDT #152 of 668
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Mahandra? Sexy panties. These ones, eh? In fact, I also liked that sparkly bra strap she had peeking out under the black top too.


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 4:17:33 pm PDT #153 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

But in black.

Sexy and yet not some ridiculously expensive, no waitress could afford it, panties.

There was more I liked. But it all runs together in WF goodness.


Allyson - Apr 25, 2004 4:25:04 pm PDT #154 of 668
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I am going to buy like, five pairs of those panties, in every color. Sex-ay.

Oh! Wonderfalls goodness.

"I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHIIIIIIIING"


Kristen - Apr 25, 2004 4:28:09 pm PDT #155 of 668

I should have bought a few more pairs when I was at VC today. They're comfortable and pretty and non-binding. I just really hate that store and try to get in and out in under 5 minutes. The salespeople freak me out with their, "have you been measured for a bra?"

Yes, I have. Two months ago. Go away now.


Kat - Apr 25, 2004 4:31:12 pm PDT #156 of 668
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Damn, that was the best.

Jaye was in a cab. She had been trying to rid her life of all objects with animal faces. Anyhow, she gets into the cab and sees a car deodorizer thing hanging from the rear-view mirror with a chihuahua on it. Before it can speak, she rips it off the mirror and pitches it out the window.

As she tosses it, you hear, "I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHIIIIIIIING"

Made me fall down. Or it would have if I hadn't been imitating and odalisque already.