Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
The Quotable Buffy 3: The Softer Side of Eating Babies in Istanbul
Sometimes you just can't let those lines hang there in the air. Joss and his writers are too clever for their own good. Here's the place to let the rest of the world see why, and to vote on which one is the best.