Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...
'War Stories'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2003: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Beat Him with a Stick
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2003? Don't think we've forgotten about you.