I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2003: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Beat Him with a Stick  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2003? Don't think we've forgotten about you.