River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.
'Safe'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2003: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Beat Him with a Stick
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2003? Don't think we've forgotten about you.