You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2003: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, Beat Him with a Stick
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2003? Don't think we've forgotten about you.