You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone.
Giles ,'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 11: Poncy Bugger Owes Me Eleven Pounds
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.