Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
The Quotable Buffy 2: Two Quotes Enter, One Quote Leaves.
Sometimes you just can't let those lines hang there in the air. Joss and his writers are too clever for their own good. Here's the place to let the rest of the world see why, and to vote on which one is the best.