Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
The Quotable Buffy 2: Two Quotes Enter, One Quote Leaves.
Sometimes you just can't let those lines hang there in the air. Joss and his writers are too clever for their own good. Here's the place to let the rest of the world see why, and to vote on which one is the best.